A former employee posted a collection of K-mart's in-store music from 1990 over at archive.org
. I sniffed out December to see whether it was festive, and sure enough. I cleaned up the audio and it's not a bad holiday jam, complete with many "Attention shoppers..." moments.
I don't know if the original poster treated the audio with some faux-stereo plugin, or maybe the old tape was mixed to accommodate some weird box store address system, but the stereo images seem bizarre to me, so I mixed one down in mono. Bandcamp's individual track size limit made me cut out a few songs to allow for posting a stereo version. The mono version is the full 2-hour tape and recommended for maximum K-ness.